"Trust me Stan, I know what I’m talking about. Lingerie is always the perfect gift to buy. Trust me, it works all the time with your mother. Gets her all turned on and-“
"Eew, Dad. Seriously?"
"Listen to your father, Stanley. He’s right. Lingerie is a man’s best friend. Can’t go wrong with it."
"Uncle Jimbo, how would you even kn-"
"Stan, just do it. Buy the lingerie."
"I just don’t think a bra and thong are a good anniversary gift for Kyle."