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A blog for all my dumb South Park fanart. Except for the nsfw stuff. That's its own blog. For all the stuff I reblog (SP, SPN, DW, cats, food, etc), see my gen blog. For more info about, well, me, click the aptly titled 'about me' link.

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Anonymous said —
❝ Why do you draw fem!Kyle like he's fat? I don't get it. He's told to be the one with the lowest weight out of all the boys said by the creators. ❞

Oodalolly, I’ve been expecting an ask like this lol. I always get at least one, although usually it’s on dA.

Lowest weight out of all the boys, that he is. As a pre-pubescent male child. Which is safe to say my teen fem!Kyle is not lol. I used to be one of the tallest kids in my class when I was his age, and by my fem!Kyle’s age, I was stuck at a short 5’2” haha.  People change shape/size as they age. As for why I specifically made my fem!Kyle chubby, well, as I said on dA in a response to a previous questioning of my inclusion of body diversity:

I always make my fem!Kyle a short chubby cutie. I like to make her heavier because Sheila is pretty heavy, and kids tend to follow their parent(s) body type (with girls and their mothers especially, I’ve noticed). Not always, but often enough. So I like the idea of fem!Kyle kinda having more full figure like her mother. Not to mention, as I’m sure many people know, females tend to store more body fat than males (got stuff to do with estrogen blah blah). Plus, (older) Kyle is often depicted as really skinny in the fandom, both as a male and female. I figured I’d do something a little different because yay body diversity lol. Honestly, if I could go back in time and redo my teen/adult Kyle design, I’d probably make him shorter and more heavy like my fem!Kyle lol.

So, to conclude, it wasn’t just some random, spur of the moment choice. There was much thought behind it. 

It’s funny, nobody questions me making Clyde thin (who was labeled the second fattest kid in their class).

After drawing that fem!Style pic, I felt the need to draw all four of them. I missed drawing them.

nhaingen:

stan defends his beloved family from a treacherous herd

And then he blocked me so I couldn’t reply lmao. 

So, I posted that fem!Style pic on my dA, and I got a comment from some Etsoree dude that was simply

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Like really, did you just correct my use of ‘fem!Kyle’ and ‘fem!Style’? So I checked out his dA, and lmao. He had a list. A list of things he hates (what is this, OKCupid?) which included ‘People who put unneeded exclamation points in between phrases’. Other things on his list include Tumblr, AUs, Crossovers, Lesbians, Overpriced artists, 'Artistic nudity', The phrase ‘haha’/’ha ha’, Supernatural, When people go “asdfkl”, The term ‘ship’/shipping’, College people, People that have multiple relationship partners ( with or without the consent of them all ), The term ‘PC’ when people are talking about computers, The term ‘NSFW’, Genderswaps, The phrase “headcanon”, People who make their text tiny, Fake genders, plus much more. The best part is that like a quarter of the things on his list, such all the ones I listed, could be applied to me or my art. Like, bro, why are you even following me

He also had Girls cosplaying as guys, Girls who wear really short shorts, etc. I honestly expected feminism and women not shaving to be on there. Ironically fedoras and MLP were on the list.

What a gem.

So I said I was inspired to draw fem!Kyle earlier, so I drew somw. And I tossed in fem!Stan because yay cute lesbians (or, you know, bi/pan/polysexuals). Also, yay ice cream.

I love when people outside the fandom start reblogging my fanart without any clue that it’s South Park. This has been going around lately (guessing because it’s summer) and it’s been reblogged to like, nature/summer appreciation blogs lol. Someone reblogged it with the tag #is this eleanor and park. ??? Never heard of them, so I googled who the hell Eleanor and Park are and laughed. I now have the strongest urge to draw girl!Kyle.

Happy UFO Day (according to Tumblr). I don’t know what that’s supposed to be exactly, but I drew art for it at 4am anyway.

The best part is how illiterate this is, like “do sth” — okay, will do?

According to his profile he’s from Germany. So not only did he go out of his way to harass me on multiple drawings, he actually took the time to do it in a foreign language. 

So this muessigb dude on dA went through some of my really old art and felt the need to tell me just how much he apparently doesn’t like gay.

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spbigbang:

It’s time! 

SPBB 2014 fics are in the bag, and now it’s the turn of the South Park fanartists…

Click thru the pic to sign up and complement these fantastic fics with your incredible artwork!

Last day to sign up!

Acknowledgments will be sent out Sunday-ish, and fic assignments will be sent out Monday-ish!

gorefield:

i’d also like to get this discussion out there. so, i have the bulk of my plushies up on southpark@storenvy, but there is one that i obviously cannot ship. this is an approx. 4 foot kenny plushie. he is kind of like a beanbag because he would not be able to support himself with cotton. basically:

  1. i am very interested in selling this. however, the only way to manage this is through a pickup. therefore i am requesting that you be in the los angeles area or are willing to drive to los angeles for this thing and can safely transport yourself.
  2. i would need to trust you and know that this will go smoothly and safely, so if you’re not someone i know, i’d really need to talk to you before this process begins!!
  3. this isn’t going to happen very soon because i am not going to be in town until july 22nd, 2014, so this would be happening late july through august.

to clarify, i’m not beginning the process or naming a price or anything right now. i’m just trying to see if there is interest out there! please contact me if you’re up for it.

(via nhaingen)

nhaingen:

gorefield:

four months later, THE MERCHANDISE STORE IS NOW OPEN! 
BUT HERE ARE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW:

  1. only plushies are on sale right as of right now, because they are the easiest to list and to determine prices for. do not ask me about the other merchandise yet, please!!
  2. I AM GOING OUT OF STATE SOON AND SHIPPING WILL NOT BEGIN UNTIL JULY 22nd, 2014I have all sales set as “preorder,” so you can purchase and HOLD an item right now, but I will not begin shipping until July 22nd.
  3. Keep in mind that I’ve had these plushies for five years or more. Though they have only ever been for display, I am going to do my best to cut loose threads and lint-roll but they are not perfect. Thus, the prices are a tad below average that I could find being sold online.

That’s all for now, look forward to the other merchandise being listed and prepared for selling on July 22nd!! Direct your questions here!  

buy my friends insane merch stash please!! <3

(via holyshitsouthpark)